Gay older 4 me
The Chatner
Previously in related coverage: Every time Liz Lemon is almost gay or something and T4T relationships on Sex and the City.
I promise to deliver in future coverage: A cross-analysis of both one-off SATC and 30 Rock episodes that request why Miranda Hobbes and Liz Lemon aren’t lesbians. I also promise never to watch or converse “And Just Like That…” so please don’t talk about it here.
Things Liz Lemon has said that could just as easily contain come from Carrie Bradshaw:
“Long distance is the erroneous distance, Sue. Dealbreaker.” (S03E22, “Kidney Now!”)
“There’s no such thing as bisexual. That’s just something they invented in the ‘90s to sell hair products. Dealbreaker.” (Ibid.)
“Like you said, I’m a commodity now. My book is number 14 on the nonfiction bestseller chart, right behind The Founding Fathers’ Diet.” (S04E5, “The Problem Solvers.”)
Carrie Bradshaw has $700 in her checking account. Liz Lemon has $12,000 in her checking account. In season one of Sex and the City, the Dolce & Gabbana cashier cuts up Carrie’s credit card in front of her; in season one of 30 Rock Liz Lemon buys a wedding dress on impulse after a saleswom
2."I was told my father was arrested and sent to prison for 15 years for being a part of a boiler room fraud scheme in the late '80s and that he was charged under RICO for communications fraud and theft on A LOT of counts. I went to go to him a few times, and he would transmit cards on holidays and my birthday. ... I remember him using a cane the first day I saw him in prison, and he said he 'got hurt.' My 4-year-old self thought this made sense. After a year or so, he stopped writing, and I stopped visiting."
"I figured he didn't have our modern address after a recent move. I finally received a call from him during my senior year of high school to reconnect. I blew him off and never really gave it a second thought. Then, I became a father a decade or so later, and I felt horrible for pushing away his last effort, so I attempted to reconnect. Turns out he'd passed. But in the process of looking him up, I came across his court records, and the truth was revealed. Turns out he was released on probation EVERY time for his multiple felonies. After violating his probation a third time via a DUI that resulted in a major bodily injury (that explains the cane), he was sentenced to five years
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